R.I.P.

Now, wouldn’t you be scared of this guy?!?! So he just built himself a home right on my sliding glass door… how was I supposed to water my plants with him in my way?? So I sprayed him w/ some windex thinking he’d be like “gross” and spider walk away… but instead he built another web. So I sprayed him again and thought he left. Until the next day when he was back… so I sprayed him w/ orange glow b/c I figured it was stickier and that would really piss him off and make him leave. Now he’s hanging on a single strand of web looking dead… I think I killed him. This hasn’t been my week and now on top of it, I killed an innocent spider. May he rest in peace. :(
UPDATE:
He’s not dead! I just saw him move… but now how I am supposed to get rid of him??
UPDATE - Friday:
He’s dead, guys. :( I am a bad person.
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