glorious fat pants
It was one of those mornings… you know the ones where you SERIOUSLY consider calling in sick… my stomach hurt, my back ached and for no reason at all, I was mad at the world. I didn’t want to put pants on… my stomach felt ten times bigger than normal…… then there they were… my GLORIOUS fat pants!!! These pants are two sizes bigger than my normal… but today they fit with just enough room to be comfortable. I felt GLORIOUS in my fat pants… sure they make my butt look a little droopy/non-existant and aren’t exactly “professional”… but I love them and they love me. I might just wear them again tomorrow… don’t judge me!
January 25th, 2007 at 2:50 am
Ok, this is going to sound weird, but if they are the pants you wore today I was so tempted earlier to tell you they made your butt look good. But that’s not professional, you know? Still, it’s true. :)
January 25th, 2007 at 3:09 am
No way! THANKS, Sarah!!! :) I guess they’re not as bad as I thought… maybe when I put them on, I already have a negative outlook. I will now wear my GLORIOUS fat pants in confidence! :)